So how does a non-flyer summer widow keep themselves amused when sitting on top of the hill watching the hang gliders launch. It was a big turnout for the Canberra guys/Dusty Demons on 11th November with I think the most Canberra guys we had seen in a while: Ed, Nick, Andrew, Trent, Barnesy, Nath, Dave, Quadey, Karl and Pete.
It may seem that the non-flyers of the world do nothing when sitting on top of the hill but there is so much more than that. Apart from being at the beck and call of Trent, it starts by assisting with getting the gliders from the car and most importantly as a driver making sure the padding from the car doesn’t blow away (as this seems a small detail which most hangies forget). Next while everyone is setting up their gliders is getting the harnesses from the car, food and water to keep them refreshed for the hopeful long flight which they are about to endure. Next is walking around the guys and getting detailed instructions on where to put the keys after the cars have been driven down the hill with the occasional chasing or locating glider bags and covers which have blown away.
And it doesn’t stop there, once they are in their harness, it’s hang check time, fishing out camel back tubes when they have (and they always seem to) gone down the back of the harness, radio checks and making sure everyone is on the same radio channel as you wouldn’t believe how much easier that makes it for retrieves!! And speaking of retrieves, ensuring everyone has my mobile number otherwise they will be walking back to the car.
So there goes my idea of some studying whilst I am up here. I always have good intentions and always take my books. I think I should leave them at home because then I wouldn’t feel as guilty.
Then Trent always makes sure that I am taking heaps of photos as he checks how many I have taken….”It’s a good turnout, make sure you take heaps”. And not only sit there and shoot but I apparently need to take photos from all angles because one angle isn’t good enough. This generally means going halfway down the launch part of the hill just so I can capture that moment when their feet leave the ground, or they narrowly miss the shrubs growing up on top of Pig Hill as Trent found out. Once the first guy has launched I’m asked where they are as the guys are restricted in their harnesses. I feel quite stupid sometimes as they ask the height. I have no idea on the height - I don’t hang glide but I always make something up and it is usually along the lines of high or reasonably low…..
Finally when everyone has launched, it’s time to drive the cars back down the hill. Trent always comments that it’s better to fly down then to drive down as it is much safer. He knows how to fill me with confidence every time and knows how to make me come back. By this time (as usually it is an hour after the first person has launched) you start to receive radio calls to start the retrieves.
So although when we’re up the top it doesn’t seem like we’re doing a lot, there’s actually plenty of things to keep us amused.
But last week at Pig Hill I seemed to have got out of some of these tasks. Is is the fact that now I’m pregnant, I don’t have to do anything (that’s my excuse anyway). I think it’s more along the lines that I can’t lift the harnesses out of the car or assist with the gliders - especially when Trent is carrying about 10kg of lead in his harness at the moment, I really have no hope.
So I was sitting, or rather standing, on top of the hill trying to get the stupid bugs away from me, pondering in a state where everything else around me is still happening but I am stuck in time (as appears to be the case for me recently), thinking about what I could do for the day apart from all of the other things listed above. Again, when study is an option, it’s easy to find something else to do. I started by taking plenty of photos (just for this website) and realised that there were so many different conversations going on given the number of pilots and if you were a fly on the wall and came into the discussion mid-way through, then there were some interesting quotes. So I took the opportunity of sharing some of these with you:
“Out, across, across and wrap around back on track”
“I’ve never seen anyone land that slow”
“Poofy pants time”
“I wish I was on launch”
“You want a wind dummy don’t you”
“This is going to be sweet”
“Trent looks like a bloody dag”
“Go up a bit for the shorty”
“He looks like a bloody jockey” (referring to Trent)
“Bang, get some lift, turn one way, wings lift”
“I felt really nervous the other day”
“I’m not going first”
“This looks shit, I’m packing up”
“Launched, went up and then dived back into the trees”
“I’ll eventually climb that thing”
“It’s bloody straight cross”
“Not exactly going up are they”
“Hang waiting” (as is always the case in this sport)
“Can’t count him out until he’s on the deck”
“Can you go and stand on the other launch and kick up some dirt”
“I’m nervous after seeing Trent launch”
See, there is much more to it than just sitting on top of a hill. These are the ways in which I can amuse myself and then feel obliged to post it on the bombout, but anything as a dedicated wife just to try and get some more people interested in flying. And most of all, I love being part of it.
Also below is my new post for late last night on an update of Gulgong.